survey 4: i do it with bjork

I answered certain questions multiple times this time, too. As my strategy for doing this has developed, I feel less willing to pick between worthy selections.

At last, the survey you've all been waiting for, answers courtesy of Bjork, Our Lady of the Isle of Ice:

1. Are you male or female?

he believes in a beauty
he's venus as a boy
(venus as a boy- debut)

2. Describe yourself:

he's the beautifullest
fragilest
still strong
dark and divine
and the littleness of his movements
hides himself
he invents a charm
that makes him invisible
hides in the air
(hidden place- vespertine)

3. How do you feel about your friends?

if you ever get close to a human
and human behaviour
be ready to get confused
there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour
but yet so irresistible

and there's no map
they're terribly moody
then all of a sudden turn happy
but, oh, to get involved in the exchange
of human emotions
is ever so satisfying
(human behavior- debut)

4. How do they feel about you?

i'm a whisper in water
secret for you to hear
you are the one who grows distant
when i beckon you near
(bachelorette- homogenic)

5. How do you feel about yourself?

excuse me
but i just have to
explode
explode this body
off me

i'll be brand new
brand new tomorrow
a little bit tired
but brand new
(pluto- homogenic)

6. How do you feel about life?

if living is seeing
i'm holding my breath
in wonder, i wonder
what happens next
a new world
a new day to see
(new world- selmasongs)

OR

come on girl
let's sneak out of this party
it's getting boring
there's more to life than this
(there's more to life than this- debut)

OR

i don't know my future after this weekend
and i don't want to

it takes courage to enjoy it
the hardcore and the gentle
(big time sensuality- debut)

7. What would you rather be doing?

only if a ship would sail in
or just someone came
and knocked at my door
or just something
(crying- debut)

8. Describe where you live:

it's a hot day
and i'm dressed lightly
i move carefully
through the crowd
here everyone
is so vulnerable
and i'm as well

there's no one here
and people everywhere
(crying- debut)

9. Describe how you feel about the person you love:

your flirt finds me out
teases the crack in me
smittens me with hope
possibly maybe

as much as i definitely enjoy solitude
i wouldn't mind perhaps
spending a little time with you
sometimes... sometimes...

possibly maybe
probably love

uncertainty excites me
baby, who knows what's going to happen?
lottery or car crash
or you join a cult

probably maybe, possibly love
(possibly maybe- post)

OR

while you are away
my heart comes undone
slowly unravels
in a ball of yarn
the devil collects it
with a grin
our love
in a ball of yarn
he'll never return it
so when you come back
we'll have to make new love
(unravel- homogenic)

OR

through the warmthest
cord of care
your love was sent to me

i'm not sure
what to do with it
or where to put it

i'm so close to tears
and so close to
simply calling you up
and simply suggesting

we go to the hidden place
(hidden place- vespertine)

10. Describe how you love:

emotional landscapes
they puzzle me
then the riddle gets solved
and you push me up to this

state of emergency
how beautiful to be
state of emergency
is where i want to be
(joga- homogenic)

OR

i thrive best hermit style
with a beard and a pipe
and a parrot on each side
but now i can't do this without you
(unison- vespertine)

11. Share a few words of wisdom:

you'll be given love
you'll be taken care of
you'll be given love
you have to trust it

maybe not from the sources
you have poured yours
maybe not from the directions
you are staring at

twist your head around
it's all around you
all is full of love
all around you

all is full of love
you just aint receiving
all is full of love
your phone is off the hook
all is full of love
your doors are all shut
all is full of love
(all is full of love- homogenic)

OR

i can decide
what i give
but it's not up to me
what i get given
unthinkable surprises
are about to happen
but what they are

it's not up to you
well it never really was
it's not up to you
(it's not up to you- vespertine)

OR

don't ask me
what's gonna happen next
i know the future
i'd love to lead you the way
just to make it easier on you

you are gonna have to find out for yourself

my dearest scatterheart
there is comfort
right in the eye
of the hurricane
(scatterheart- selmasongs)

trinity 2

Rachel Leigh Cook is gonna be on Sharon Osbourne on Monday. Eh. It'll do.

Though will Sharon be there? That's the real question, isn't it?

elves and poo

Do elves go poo?

Does Galadriel drop a stinkbomb now and then?

What about Elrond? How frequently does he give birth to a brown baby boy?

How many times in her immortal existence has Arwen had the green apple squirts?

Sometimes these cogitations still amaze
The troubled midnight and the noon's repose
-tse