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[stormsewer]

This is kind of a Republican-sounding thing to say (or maybe it's more of a white male thing to say), but this is an amusing contradiction in terms to me:

"[Our university] does not discriminate in admissions, educational programs, or employment against any individual on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, sexual preference, national or ethnic origin, age, disability, or veteran status. University policy also includes affirmative action..."