ravings

So, we finally got around to watching Jurassic World last night, and now of course the wife wants a pet velociraptor, and I have to explain, that no, you don't understand, these things have to be potty trained, and they can't be left alone and they're going to follow you around everywhere you go, and what with her clinical year coming up and then residency, you just know that I'M the one who's going to be walking it every day and constantly telling the neighbors, "Oh, no, I haven't seen little Jimmy today, where could the little rascal possibly have gotten off to," but yeah, sure, great idea, let's get a velociraptor.